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So there I was, peacefully playing my video game—absolutely crushing it—when my three friends barge in yelling about a missing hat and a $1000 reward. At first, I tried to ignore them (as any reasonable cow would), but they were desperate. And loud.
One friend insists they saw a chicken wearing the missing hat. Naturally, without any real evidence, we all naively decide: yep, that chicken must be the thief.
What happens next? Pure chaos. We spend the entire day chasing this poor chicken around town—through backyards, across fences, even into Mrs. Thistleberry’s garden—all in hopes of getting the “stolen” hat back.
Did we find the hat? Did the chicken have a motive? Was it even the right hat? Watch the video to see just how unqualified we are at crime-solving—and how far we’ll go for a reward.
– Carey the Cow
(currently rethinking all my life choices)
Carey the Cow 